Spice Up Your Rock, Paper, Scissors Game

The classic rock, paper, scissors hand game is in such a need of an upgrade. It’s time to propel it into the 21st century by adding a few interesting items to your arsenal. Here’s the Ultimate Rock Paper, Scissors chart I found while stumbling:

Dynamite: outclasses gun, explodes rock, starts fire, smoke blots out sun, etc.
Nuke: outclasses dynamite and gun, incinerates rock, has the power of the sun, etc.
Alien: vaporizes dragon, shoots lightning, defuses nuke, etc.
Water: toxic to alien, drowns dragon, conducts lightning, etc.
Bowl: holds water, shapes craft of alien, focuses lightning, splashes dynamite, etc.

And the list doesn’t stop there, so be sure to view the entire chart!

Some things to keep in mind while playing the game:

• Be sure to wash your hands before playing (your opponent will love you for it)
• When you’re through playing, pick up after yourself by placing your hands in your pockets
• It is recommended you have both hands involved in the game. Surfing the web, picking your nose, operating the TV remote or similar activities while playing this game not only puts you at a serious disadvantage, but is also grounds for being banned from the game indefinitely by the Global Rock Paper Scissors Authority (GRoPSA). This will not look good on a resume!
• Under rare circumstances you may borrow your friend’s hand to play, but only if you: a) have their permission; and b) if your opponent refuses to wash his hands.