Mark Mason Has Entered The Olympics?

You’re not going to believe this. I was browsing the Web this evening (like I do every evening) and found on some obscure news site a video clip of Mark Mason competing in the Olympics.

Who the heck is Mark Mason?

He’s the rising star of the Internet marketing world. You can check him out at MasonWorld.com.

Anyway, I knew he had been to Asia recently, but I didn’t know exactly for what. Well, my friends, you saw it here first: Mark Mason diving off of what appears to be a mile-high diving board making a perfect 10 dive. Check it out.

[Warning: his swim suit is a little snug and he needs to get more sun. So if you've just eaten, you may want to wait an hour or two.)

Bwahahahaha!